I'm Bald... NOT

I just had a haircut... Do you like haircuts? I don't, they take forever mostly and it feels itchy and scratchy. All the hair gets stuck to you especially if you have sweat. I got it for free at least and at home too so I don't have to go anywhere. I take a shower and luckily all the hair comes off, AMAZING (joking), make sure you take a shower everyone because if you don't and then you come to this blog, your stench will obliterate the system (okay enough with the awesome jokes). I think my haircut makes me not as burning hot and sweaty as normal because it is black. When will you have your haircut?