Move your CAR!

Have you ever tried going up north in these holidays? At like chirstmas and new years and stuff. If you have you might know about how so much people are going up north and if you drove there at about 12 PM there would be a HUGE traffic jam.

Today I was going to Wairera pools even though I cant swim, with my sisters.  We wasted like 5 minutes trying to set the GPS, my sisters yelling at each other while I waited, moaning about how hot it was. Then we drove al calm to the Motorway while I was playing with my sisters iPhone which had absolutely only 5 games (STINK). So then we thoug ht we would get there in like 30 minutes but as we got nearer to the exit, there was the biggest Traffic Jam ever! In the end, I gave up trying to cope with the heat and took my shirt off and stuck my head through the window. Only to see a motorbike coming :( When we waited like half an hour or maybe 1 hour, we finally got through and it was much quicker. When we got onto the Harbour bridge everything was faster.

When we got to the pools we managed to get there in over 1 hour HAHA. But worser is that there were mostly HOT pools! the Only cold one was the Kids Pools which were up to like a bit over my ankle? So in the end I just went in the biggest and warm one splashing hot water at my sister. We had competitions, Who can stay under water longest! And my sister cheated with her big LUNGS. It was really fun but better if I knew how to SWIM but one thing for sure is that they need cold pools. They were over 30 degrees! The nwe took much faster getting hoem and I was all tired but not my fingers. I barely used them but my legs will die if they move. I have pictures but they are on my sisters iPhone. I need to wait till she gives tehm to me before I can show you!

Don't You Hate it When...

Seriously? Your trying to eat food when somebody touches all of the food with their fork and spoon. AND even worst, you have to do something just because somebody is so LAZY? You hate it don't you?

OR when  you sit in a car, and theres a person driving slower than a tortoise cruising? THEY'RE SO SLOW! You think you gonna be late and when you get to your loaction your like hours late. ANNOYING!

AND... The thing that is the most hateable and hatest thing to HATE is reading a list that goes on and on and on forever! Just like this HATE List but I can go on much more but I CBF writing so much! I'm Lazy and shame to you because oyu can only read less which is a good thing ;)

So basically life is a world of hatred. You think you like stuff and Life is full of good stuff but remind yourself every milli-second that life is only a world of hate and NEVER like. So basically don't listen to what I siad in this last paragraph cause if you did what I said, You would commit SUICIDE! dun dun dun! CHERUB JUST OWNED YOU.

Song of The Week #2

This is the second song of the week this week because if you read my other song of the week under this,  you should know that I have forgotten all about doing songs of the weeks. Now here is the second song of the week this week:

Party All Night
Sean Kingston
Created in 2010
3:41 Minutes Long

Some lyrics:

We like to sleep all day and party all night!

This is how we like to live our life!

Hands up!

Oh, oh, let’s go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0exiUSxtII

Song Of The Week

Hi. Sorry (again) but I forgot to do my song of the week! :O But theres no problem with that is there? because I'm gonna make two in one week this week! Oooooh right? Heres the first one:

Like A G6
Far East Movement - Featuring The Cataracs and Dev.
3:39 Minutes long
Created in 2010

Some lyrics:
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

Whole Song + Lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1NFTA7fAk

Last minute of NEW YEARS

Aww look at the time! Its the last minute of new years! So now whats after new years? New years Holiday! See I'm smart (not). so guess what? I'm gonna celebrate the last minute of new years by smashing all the electronics in this house that the Hobos don't have and can't afford. Just to show how grateful I am. JOkes why would I do that to a 1,000,000 inch T.V? JOKES again. So heres something: Happy Last  Day Of New Years!

See? I'm having awesome New Years

Look at the time! Oppseys haha do you get to stay up this late at 3:02am? ShamWhohoo! Well anyways its happy new years so everybody party like crazy! Actually I sleep later other times so nothing new but too bad can't see you stay up this late. Unless you prove it by commenting at a later time.

P.S. I will always win. Heres the secret way: First of all its not sham woohoo its ShamWOOHOO. And thats how you win!

The ShamWOOHOO By Niga Higa

 

WOOHOO

Sorry but I published this at 11:29 PM. If you think I'm crazy writing 3:02am when it is only 11:30 thats because I wrote the top half above the SHAM WOOHOO last night at aproxximately 3:01 AM till about 3:12 AM. Cya.

Whats Primary?

What are you talking about? Primary isn't importanat its just school, boring school with work and the place where the teachers make you run for ages. Thats the old me, back again, oh RIGHT! But suddenly I've alreayd gotten over school which Now I feel sorry for those because for some it is hard to say goodbye. Actually I got over school on Wednesday haha. But.. The memories only come back when I listen to songs and It gives me a flash back... Its like an adventure but feels really wierd but yeah whatever. Merry xMas and happy new year. COOKIE ANONYMOUS.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all. And It is now the best day ever! Chirstmas but I was planning to post this on exactly christmas day like at 12:00 AM but I came home too late so... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I f you want to share to all of us, what you got for presents tell us in the comments and I'm sure everyone will read it! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. CHERUB, COOKIE ANONYMOUS.

Holiday, Blog Overload

Hello, you kno how I say that I'm bored? Well I feel sorry for you and your eys and your brain. Because I have nothing to do except go on blogger and see if any of my friends are online. But why am I sorry for you? Thats because I am making heaps of posts. Sharing my boringness and Ideas! So prepare to get owned by my blog! Coz coz coz coz coz owned! CHERUB YOU JUST GOT PWNED! MWUHAHAHHA Its 2:21Am! w000t!

Thought it Was a Racing Track?

On Saturday 6th, I was asking my mum, where were we going today? She said we were going to a show or something, then told me to look at the newspaper in her bag or somewhere. It said it was at the Ellerslie racing track and (I forgot what it said) I think it said a carnival thing. That was what my brother said.

 I went with my twin sisters, mum and my grandma. It wasn't much of a carnival and didn't look like much when we went there. It just had shops and a stage in the middle. There was only a crowd listening to them, I thought talking was boring so I walked off somewhere else with my sisters and mum and grandma. We looked at the food shops and decided to buy some food. I got some chicken kebabs or whatever(again) and then we went over to the stage again as we saw there was a show like a parade happening. There were heaps of acts from different cultures but my favourite one was the one with to lions and a dragon. I mostly liked the two lions especially the lion one because I've always wanted one of those, the first time I saw it on a martial arts movie.
After that the rest was pretty boring and I kept wanting to leave. At the end the show was over and we went over and saw some sheep race. They were actually lucky because they had to choose, go to the butchers of race and spend a longer while in life before they go VRRR CHING! SLICE! Sorry you had to hear that. The pink one won and then we left. THE END ( just kidding he he) I meant we got into our car and left the show.

Wasn't it a racing track? Eh, oh well.